The Question Was Posed: What would you do if you are getting hunted by the CIA? My retort By BR.Giga What I would a fan of Tolstoy and Hunter S Thompson Do If Being Hunted By The CIA? Disclaimer (because the world can no longer identify fact from fiction): this is satirical fiction. Not advice. Not a how-to guide. Written by a burned-out first responder who drinks cheap booze and swears at pigeons. You wake to the polite chime of your phone and three unread messages from unknown numbers. The ceiling is the exact shade of beige that communicates passive aggression. Outside, the sky has shifted to that slightly wonky, off-brand gray that makes even pigeons look apologetic. Somewhere in Arlington a bureaucrat furrows a brow so deep it could be a county line and decides your opinion piece about "White House Sanctioned Buffoonery" is “of interest to the President.” You are not brilliant. You are not targeted for talent. You are targeted because you exist, which in this economy is ...