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🔥 ASH-HOLE OF THE WEEK Hakeem Jeffries🔥

🔥 ASH-HOLE OF THE WEEK 🔥

By BR Wilson Guitars & Cigars, The Bipartisan Patriot.


Welcome back to Guitars & Cigars: ASH-HOLE of the Week.

This week’s ceremonial cigar-shaped participation trophy goes to Hakeem Jeffries.


Now before the keyboard militias start foaming like a busted radiator in July, calm yourselves. This ain’t partisan worship. This is bipartisan pest control.


Jeffries stepped into the algorithmic woodchipper this week after another round of political slap-fighting with Donald Trump. Trump called him low IQ. Jeffries fired back calling Trump the dumbest president ever to occupy 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Somewhere in America, a drywall company just made another million replacing punched basement walls.


Then came the viral gem:


“We will fart hard for the freedom to vote.”


Not fight.

Fart.


Ladies and gentlemen... modern American politics summarized in one accidental sentence.


That clip hit the internet like a lit cigarette into a fireworks crate. Memes everywhere. The internet did what the internet always does. Took a verbal hiccup and turned it into a three-day digital exorcism.


Now politically? Jeffries is obviously not stupid. Guy’s experienced. Calculated. Disciplined. Smart enough to climb the greasy telephone pole that is national politics without getting electrocuted.


Problem is... modern politics stopped rewarding authenticity somewhere around the invention of the ring light and rage-click monetization.


So every speech sounds focus-grouped.

Every gesture feels rehearsed.

Every outrage arrives shrink-wrapped in consultant-approved packaging.


Republicans do it.

Democrats do it.

Cable news injects it directly into America’s bloodstream twenty-four hours a day while pharmaceutical commercials whisper sweet nothings in the background.


Meanwhile normal Americans are standing in line paying twelve bucks for eggs wondering why every politician talks like they’re auditioning for a community theater production of West Wing: The Musical.


This week’s crown goes to Jeffries because the internet demanded blood sacrifice to the Meme Gods.


Next week?

Could be anybody.


Politics gonna politics.


🔥💨

BR Wilson

Guitars & Cigars

“The Bipartisan Patriot”

 

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